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Arwen just saw Legolas walk by… --hobbitgirl
Eat your heart out, Eowyn! --Shalar
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…years old? --hobbitgirl
“Ooh, I love the smell of metal!” --Shalar
Legolas fights laughter as Aragorn delivers his pre-battle rallying speech to the Rohan warriors, unaware that his zipper is down and everyone can see his The Hulk undershorts. --LegolasLover
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“Saruman, this is for the time you gassed the entire class with your crazy sulphur experiment!” --hobbitgirl
CHEESE! --Gordie
"CHEEEESE! Ooh, I love CHEESE!" --Gordie
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Faramir knew he was going insane as he saw Boromir fly across the sky in Santa’s sleigh and decided to bring it down. --hobbitgirl
“Man, are they ugly!” --Shalar
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Ah-choo! --hobbitgirl
*whine* --Shalar
"I do believe I can see my nose!" --hobbitgirl
*whining* "Are we there yet? I have to go to the bathroom. I'm hungry. I'm bored. Gimli touched me! Aragornnnnnnn...!!!" --Shalar & Gordie
Legolas regrets letting Aragorn talk him into babysitting the hobbits.
Frodo: Legolas? I gotta go!
Sam: Legolas, can you carry me?
Pippin: Legolas! I'm hungry-y-y-y!
Merry: Legolas, look! I got a boogie!! --LegolasLover
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Pippin: “What candy?”
Merry: “Ahem…Pippin?”
Frodo: “Don’t believe him, he took it all.” --hobbitgirl
Merry passes gas...
Pippin: That wasn't me!
Frodo: Whew! Who did that? --Gordie
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Whoa, cool! A lightsaber! --Shalar
Aragorn always had a strange fascination with glowing objects. --hobbitgirl
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Legolas found the secret stash of marshmallows. --LegolasLover
“Wow, Aragorn, this energy gum actually gives you ENERGY!” --hobbitgirl
Legolas's Smeagol-look. --Shalar
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“Do you think this look will impress Arwen?” --LegolasLover
“Legolas, what did you do?” --Halas
"Do you have to be such a smart aleck?" --Shalar
"You're going to do WHAT?" --Shalar & Gordie
Aragorn amuses Legolas with his Elrond impression. --Jordan
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Boromir: “That looks nasty.”
Aragorn: “Heeeeeey, you didn’t say you were going to do that to my car!” --hobbitgirl
Boromir has indigestion and Aragorn swallowed a bug. --Gordie
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Aragorn’s wicked side: revealed. --hobbitgirl
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*thinking* "Ew, elf germs... where are the Clorox wipes?" --hobbitgirl
“I asked for gold on this.” --Shalar
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“I’ve already had a bad day, so if you even so much as think about making it any worse…” --Shalar
“Boromir, I stopped believing in Santa 37 years ago.” --hobbitgirl
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Aragorn: I had the worse day ever!
Legolas: *laughing* It was just a rat! --Shadowfax
Legolas is blissfully unaware that Aragorn's sword is going to smack him. --hobbitgirl
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Gollum: “We will serve the master of the donuts.”
Sam: “Look, Mr. Frodo, the donut man’s coming.”
Frodo: “Oh, Sam, I’ve already had too many donuts.” --hobbitgirl
While the others in the group admire the fireworks display, Frodo suffers from a stomach ache after eating too much cotton candy and hot dogs... --Shalar
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“Must have donuts!” --Halas and hobbitgirl
(Referring to an inside joke between Halas and hobbitgirl that everyone is obsessed with donuts.)
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“Did you bring us donutses?” --Halas and hobbitgirl
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“Please, all we wants is donuts!” --Halas and hobbitgirl
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“Hey, those are my donuts!” --Halas and hobbitgirl
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“Frodo has a donut?!” --Halas and hobbitgirl
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And here we have Smeagol, aka Gollum, showing us the correct way to pronounce “donut”. Okay, everybody, “DO-NUT”. --Halas and hobbitgirl
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“We can’t resist the call of the donut!” --Halas and hobbitgirl
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Anyone care to explain why Frodo is trying to fly away from Sam and Gollum? --hobbitgirl
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“Give up the donuts or I burp in your face!” --Halas and hobbitgirl
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And this, boys and girls, is why we chew our food thoroughly. --hobbitgirl
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“You ate all the donuts?” --Halas and hobbitgirl
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Another invisible Frodo? --hobbitgirl
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“Hurry, I can smell donuts!” --Halas and hobbitgirl
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Guess what Legolas and Aragorn just saw? The donut shop! --Halas and hobbitgirl
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“Did you ever read the ingredients on this donut box?” --hobbitgirl
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“Do I see Krispy Kreme?” --Halas and hobbitgirl
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“Whoo hoo! The Krispy Kreme light’s on!” --Halas and hobbitgirl
A little story made by my sister Halas
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“Oh no! The peas slipped off the spoon!” --hobbitgirl
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“Don’t believe a word he says. I see a Halfling’s donuts in his pocket.” --hobbitgirl
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No comment. (Thanks to Halas for this photo manipulation.)
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No wonder Sam was trying to get Frodo to eat more. He was literally wasting away to nothing! --hobbitgirl
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New meaning to the story title “The Dead Hand.” --hobbitgirl
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“I’m a big scary monster!” --Halas and hobbitgirl
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Now, this is annoying. While their friends are fighting and creating a diversion and practically killing themselves, Sam takes a nap and Frodo gives Gollum invisible piggyback rides. --hobbitgirl
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“I so proud of meself.” --hobbitgirl
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“Look, Mom, I get a caption!” --hobbitgirl
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No comment. (This was just a really odd transition between the video game Frodo and Elijah.)
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Peter failed to explain to Miranda that Grima was going to follow her everywhere. --hobbitgirl
Saruman: “BOO!” --hobbitgirl
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Check out Orlando’s shoes! (Thanks to Halas again for the photo manipulation.)
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